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Hide yo kids. Hide you wife
Can you not
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
gay avenger.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’VE JUST MADE.
THE MOON MOON MEME FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW.
It started with this:
and ended up with this:
the end.
LMAO! Gordon Ramsay is the new meme. :D
THIS WATER IS BURNT
Welcome to cooking at my house.
Let’s not forget the best one:
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(Source: thefrogman)
jesus christ this is the worst attempt at a meme i’ve ever seen did they use MS paint or something
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD IN 10 DIFFERENT REASONS
are you kidding me this is the best thing i’ve ever seen
I HATE THE GREYHOUND BUS COMPANY THEY NEED TO STOP REALLY FAST I NEARLY BROKE MY NECK ON THAT BUS
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The Best of ‘Bad Joke Eel’
